I was selling some junk at a community yard sale last weekend. Well, this kid was going around taking people's stuff and bringing it to his mom. She might have been putting it in her large MK bag. -_- He came to my lot and tried to walk off with the same book twice. I'm like Really? Most of us are hardly charging $1 and she couldn't be arsed to dig up change in her couch? And on top of that, you're teaching your son to steal things. Yeah, let him try that in a Wal-Mart. The police will have their guns up your ass faster than you can reach for the shelf.
Tl;DR: People were shoplifting at a yard sale.Bonus complaint:
This old guy blew his nose in a cloth, put it back into his pocket, and then started touching my stuff. Gross, man. Bonus-Bonus complaint:
This guy bought a gamecube and some games from me at cheap price, so he should be having the compete creepypasta experience right about... now. Great, now I have to quickly pack up my stuff and mysteriously move away before he shows up at my house to demand answers.