I was just sitting there reading on my tablet. The cat comes over and meows at me a few times. I ignore her because I had recently pet her and was ready to move on to other activities. After a while, I thought she got bored and went away. I put my guard down and continue reading. Suddenly, I see a paw fly up at me and hit me in the eye. Then she ran and hid when I screamed.
Why cat? WHHHHYYYYY???
Anti-complaint: At least she used only a little bit of claw.
Just wanted to share that. Share your own stories of cat douche baggery or art whore or whatev.