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I was selling some junk at a community yard sale last weekend. Well, this kid was going around taking people's stuff and bringing it to his mom. She might have been putting it in her large MK bag. -_- He came to my lot and tried to walk off with the same book twice. I'm like Really? Most of us are hardly charging $1 and she couldn't be arsed to dig up change in her couch? And on top of that, you're teaching your son to steal things. Yeah, let him try that in a Wal-Mart. The police will have their guns up your ass faster than you can reach for the shelf.

Tl;DR: People were shoplifting at a yard sale.

Bonus complaint: This old guy blew his nose in a cloth, put it back into his pocket, and then started touching my stuff. Gross, man.Luke's Epic Face 
Bonus-Bonus complaint: This guy bought a gamecube and some games from me at cheap price, so he should be having the compete creepypasta experience right about... now. Great, now I have to quickly pack up my stuff and mysteriously move away before he shows up at my house to demand answers.Bonnie Oopsies 
Freddy Fazbear Placemat by MelodyMoose
Freddy Fazbear Placemat
Just a simple kiddy place mat I made for fun. I'd think they'd use a lot of those since their isn't an arcade anywhere. Also, its just one side and I decided to use Foxy because pirates are cool. I made up some characters for his Pirate crew:

Foxy- The Captain. Does pirate things, like following treasure maps.
Thelma Thylacine- She digs up the treasure.
Katie Parrot- "Brawk, I kissed a pearl and I liked it!"

They were just about to be added to pirate cove until the bite of '87 happened.


Ardis Starboard
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
I want to be a dinosaur.

(Request) Anti ThomasXTwilight Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 I don't swim in Public Pools by SoraJayhawk77 (Request) Anti ShrekXShadow Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 HP Voldemophobia by TwilightProwler Anti Sonic X Wander Stamp by Violetdaisy84 Anti AppleJackXGeorge Washington Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 (Request) Anti Twilight SparkleXHitler Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 Love Hyenas Stamp by charry-photos (Request) Anti BensonXFluttershy Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 thylacine stamp by x-nauts Bread Cat Stamp by xXEclipseTheCatXx Nobody wants to see that by SoraJayhawk77 (Request) Anti SonicXTree Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 Do it right retards! by FunnelVortex I love cartoons stamp by SailorSeiyaDigiJem Frozen is overrated by theneopetmaster Must. Not. Fall. by iiiiCrisp Stamp_MK_Death if I win, death if I lose by Chivi-chivik I Don't mind it by SoraJayhawk77 DA Stamp - Sexualities are not by phantompanther Wizard for PlayStation 4 by LegendaryMotherfucka WATCHEO STAMP by MUTANERDA creepy pinkie is creepy. by x-nauts Night-Time Stamp by Alex-MewMew five nights at freddy's - foxy stamp by kawaiicunt-stamps foxy game over stamp (FNaF 2) -F2U- by IeveIup How could the dumb baw so loudly suddenly be fail? by Little-rolling-bean (Request) Anti FoxyXChica Stamp by SoraJayhawk77 Wrecking Ball Cat Stamp (With Text) by xXEclipseTheCatXx I don't need a stupid medal by Ninja-Froggy ThingsHeatUp by rosariocentralplz
Went to the Eye doctor today and now my record of perfect vision has been ruined. I need glasses nao. I guess that's what I get for laughing at the previous guy that got every letter wrong on the vision test.
  • Mood: Confused

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Rikowski Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Big thanks for the favorite of ~Watch My Chops~ by Rikowski
MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome!
Shawnlabomb Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

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MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Hugs back* :D
Simony17y Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014
Thanks for the faves! :D
MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome
MusicBrushLoveland Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IreHeart Vs. Sheepeater seams a bit on the... "harsh" side.
MelodyMoose Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Meow :3 Well she had to get those sheep back somehow...
MusicBrushLoveland Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I understand that.
flammingcorn Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! UuU
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